Why I dislike Twilight

(Wow, no post in nearly half a year...I'll try not to do that again. In the mean time, have the salvaged remains of a post I was working on.)

At a party not too long ago I was discussing the film Battle Royale with a friend of mine. We both loved the first one and then got to talking about the sequel. He'd not seen it and I had. After ranting about how bad I thought that film was the host, a boy called Sasha, comes over and asks,
"Were you guys just talking about Twilight?"
"Uhm...no. Why?"
"Because I heard the phrases 'poorly written' and 'poorly acted'."

In this generation one will either find themselves adoring or loathing Stephanie Meyer's shockingly successful series. One will either find themselves obsessing over whether they're Team Jacob or Team Edward or they shall find themselves totally failing to see the appeal of what some consider to be essentially a choice between bestiality or necrophilia. As you can probably tell, I myself am not a fan of the Twilight books in particular. And I'll tell you why.

Firstly, given my last entry, I do acknowledge how odd my admitting to disliking something may come across as to some people. But that last entry wasn't about blindly liking everything everyone else likes; my last entry was about tolerating what interests others. That still applies here too. I'm not trying to demonize fans of the series, this is simply why I dislike the series (and possibly how some fans appreciate it. The tolerance thing works both ways).

Now secondly let me stress that I did try to give this series a chance. Just before the books got CRAZY!Ridiculous popular I remember hearing about Meyer's version of vampires and thought that it was an interesting take on the lore but nothing OMG! AMAZING! I didn't fully comprehend how ridiculous sparkly vampires would look until the Twilight-hate band wagon started up good and proper...and then I was forced to watch the first film. Yeah, I am of the opinion that Edward looked like he'd had a bucket of craft glitter dumped on him...Don't even get me started on the performances (I don't mean to boast but as someone whose been acting since before they can remember I know a good performance when I see it and I didn't see a great many decent performances in that film). But perhaps I'm being too harsh. Well, as it happens...

Speaking of my involvement in drama, a few years ago I was involved in a particular group and had been for the better part of a decade. Back stage at one of the last shows I ever did with them there was a copy of the first book in the series floating around. I thought I may as well see what all the fuss was about. I found, after the first few pages, I didn't like Meyer's writing style; the phrasing was awkward and it didn't flow naturally. I didn't finish the book but by the time I'd started reading I already knew what happened at least one book on.

To properly critique the 'saga' some people may feel that I need to have read all of it and watched all of the films. But I gave it a a chance, didn't enjoy it and I don't see why I should invest much more time in something I don't enjoy (Bitching about it TTLY doesn't factor in to that, right?) So now you know this is the opinion of someone on the outside of the Twilight bubble looking in.

Speaking of the Twilight bubble, another reason I'm not a huge fan of the series is the fans themselves; they're scary. Indeed, I acknowledge that animé fans can be just as scary if not scarier but that was briefly covered in my last post. Indeed, I'm guessing most of those that end up reading this have watched this and have probably laughed at it too. It is a little bit cringe worthy to watch but I've heard a fair few stories (of questionable validity, mind) where they've even turned violent (There was even a board detailing such instances known as The Twihard Attack Directory but that appears to be defunct now. Some people may think it's a little harsh to paint such an overly negative picture of the fans. I find it more worrying that there was a need for such a directory to exist in the first place. This is where that 'tolerance works both ways' thing factors in; fighting intolerance with intolerance never works). The violent fans aren't the only scary ones either. Returning to the fans in my old drama group for a moment, there was one younger girl among them who was only about eleven at the time. And that is the thing that bothers me the most; that a story about a girl that *SPOILER!* gets pregnant and married before the age of twenty has such young members in its fanbase. I really dislike that it's a lifestyle that is portrayed as something to strive for; I dislike that lust and uninformed decisions are portrayed as the components of a healthy relationship here (Mind you, that can be said for a great deal of YA Romance fiction, I suppose). And that is my main problem with Twilight. But I doubt it's a cultural phenomenon that's going to go away any time soon and I doubt that we won't see something similar with a different series a few years down the line.

TL;DR: I'm not a fan of Twilight. Go read The Last Vampire by Christopher Pike, The Vampire Diaries by L. J. Smith and Hellsing by Kohta Hirano instead*. Also, this.

Side Note: Seventh book in The Last Vampire series released in late 2010? I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THIS! *Happy Dance*

*: At least in those series the unhealthy relationships and bat-shit insanity of the plot is portrayed as just that and isn't prettied up (in fact, it's actually rather enjoyable in an unabashed way; one can't dither about such things). ^_^

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